anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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