so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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