Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
