dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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