I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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