like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Randomize
