I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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