We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
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i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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