Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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