But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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