She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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