went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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