To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.