Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Who put my cat in the fridge?
My feet surprised me
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