Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Let's paint friendship bongs
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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