I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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