i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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