Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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