I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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