Do you still have your period?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
