This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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