pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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