if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize
