She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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