And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
high people should be assigned attendants
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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