it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
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Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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