i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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