I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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