You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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