Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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