Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
