How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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