Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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