I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
My life is pants optional.
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