And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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