She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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