I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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