But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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