shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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