If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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