Where are you?
In a non slutty way
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Randomize
