I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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