Ambien. No doubt about it.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
tell me about the fingering
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