If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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