i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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