Christians are straight up FREAKS
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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