But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
You are a genius and a whore.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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