Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
If its not for food we ain't going out.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
