So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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