: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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