I wish I only lived at night.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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