awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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