I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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