Grow some girl-balls and come out already
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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