We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Randomize
