I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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